If you say this is the alphabet, YOU ARE A NOOB
Teacher: Can you tell me the alphabet, Brian?
Brian: ZXCVBNMASDFGHJKLLQWERTYUIOP
Teacher: noob...
Person 1: qwefgvcdertghgfdszxcvbhuyhbvcdf
Person 2: >_<
ERROR ERROR WHY DID YOU TYPE THIS DOWN?!
VFCVFSCFE CLOSING DOWN