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Your tolerance for leaving dirty dishes in the sink.
John has a much higher dirty-dish-tolerance, aka DDT, than Jane, so she ends up doing most of the dishes. She wonders if she is just encouraging him to do even less, but oh well, no big deal in the big picture.
To learn if someone is lying or telling the truth, lead them down a verbal path ending in asking them to swear on their future orgasms, because no one will risk that if they are lying!
It works like this... instruct the person saying "Repeat after me" then have them repeat phrase by phrase...you say:
"I Swear"
(They repeat)
"I am telling the truth that (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"and if I did not (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"I will never"
(They repeat)
"have another"
(They repeat)
"orgasm in my life"
First, they are going to laugh. If they are lying, they will never never never repeat that last phrase. If they are telling the truth they do!
When John finally told me he loved me, I walked him through the swear.... he said it!
I squealed "OMG John, if you're willing to swear on your orgasm, it must be really true! And I love love love you, too."
Unsmelly: A person or thing that does not have an odor
As soon as John left I missed him. Knowing that smells trigger memories and good feelings I got his t-shirt out of the hamper to wear, but he is so unsmelly that nothing changed. Fooey.... still missing him!
For those who know that to dress well is essential, even in a pandemic, these are the best and latest fashion trends which reflect the new normal.
Jane was always a fashion leader, and is hitting it again with her interchangeable jewelry designs to go with the quarantine-couture. It's almost as if the fashion industry was following her!
When you're trying to kiss, but your favorite dance song is playing and your lips keep time with the music.
John and Jane were in the middle of very romantic kissing, when Jane's favorite dance song started playing. John didn't know what was happening when Jane got dancing-lips, and couldn't help kissing in time to the music.
When you're with your partner and no matter what happened in your life, you can finally relax because you're in the safe-love-bubble.
John and Jane have both had some terrifying experiences, but when they are together they can finally totally relax in their safe-love-bubble.
Doing a Giraldi:
When two work-a-holics can't get work done because they're in love and can't stop talking, can't stop smiling, can't stop laughing, but one of them can't/won't admit, can't or won't say it out loud.
John knew he was the luckiest guy on earth, but he won't just say what he feels because he's stuck in a giraldi...doing the giraldi big time!
Hm.... maybe he's holding it back for Valentine's Day.