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The process by which an ofspring from a nice family becomes a jerk.
Joel's mom is so nice, but he's such a bigot. Must be a case of spontaneous neanderthalism.
Middle-age Woman Without Morals
An older woman who still acts like a horny teenager. An older woman who chases dick anywhere she can get it.
This 50 year old grandmother was hitting on my boyfriend all night like he was into her. She even took her top off. He called her an MWWM right to her face, but she didn't even know what that means.
A woman (or man) who isn't interested in a guy who's chatting her (him) up.
That chick is so unfriendly she won't go out with me even though I've asked her like 8 times.
verb
to remove people you are no longer friends with from your Facebook or other social media friends list.
I had like 2000 friends on Facebook, so I winnowed them down to the 100 people I actually like.
A small electric vehicle, such as a smart car.
There's no way all five of us could sqeeze into Jake's wheelie pod.
Stop thinking like an old person. Comes from the idea that old people move to Boca Raton, Florida when they retire.
You drive a Dodge Intrepid and you still don't have a smart phone? Go to Boca already!
When one person intentionally ruins another person's dreams or takes away some happiness. Similar to "rain on my parade," but to do it intentionally and perhaps with malice.
What do you mean you don't think I'm smart enough to get into Harvard Law? Man, don't pee on my parade!
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You ate the last cupcake? I was looking forward to it all day! You peed on my parade!