Overgraduate

A second undergraduate degree, obtained after fully completing a previous (more worthless) undergraduate degree.

It took me 4 years to get an undergraduate degree in Chemistry, but now that I realize the job market for the pure sciences is total shit and I failed to get into medical school, I am pursuing an overgraduate degree in Software Engineering so I can be taken seriously in that industry and finally be able to put food on the table.

celery man

When you're a hard working man at a 9 to 5 job, but your salary is low and you subsist on celery.

When it comes to my job, I'm not a salary man... I'm a celery man.