dick cabbage

An STD that turns your dick green, turns your balls to cabbages, and makes you cum cabbage seeds

Jimbo slept with a Russian hooker, now he has dick cabbage.

San Andreas Fault

A really BIG vagina usually on a fat whore

Levi visited the San Andreas Fault for his vacation.

ching-a-ling

Slang for an Asian pimp

Anthony had to pay his ching-a-ling last night.

Foaming Va-JJ

A rabies invested vagina

Linda went to see the doctor about her foaming va-jj