The signals that your body sends you to tell you to poop.
I was getting shit signals in the middle of the big game.
When you are in a hurry but you need to shit so you only
Poop out about half of what was in you.
I was in a hurry so I had to take a drive by dump so I wasn't late.
When a man is is the middle cat seat and spreads his legs out making everyone else uncomfortable.
The road trip was fun but fat joe was in the middle the whole time so I had to deal with his man spread.