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Secret Nazi who has a church on his property and worships Grey Goose. Prefers women with sugar-tits.
"Hi, I'm Mel Gibson and I'm an alcoholic."
Living corpse in suspenders. Something that should of died a long time ago, but keeps on living by sucking out the souls of his two young boys. He used to be best friends with Jesus.
"Larry King owns a talk show, and wears classy suspenders to keep from exposing his bony ass."
A warlock/rock star from Mars. Usually extremely tired of pretending he's not special.Great at making money off of his own nervous breakdown. Highly superior to the rest of the human race. His only flaw is that in case of a transfusion, he needs to transfuse his own blood with that of a tigers.
What's the difference between Charlie Sheen and an ordinary human? Charlie Sheen isn't a troll.
Band birthed from the vagina of mainstream "punk" a.k.a. skater-wannabes who sing like an emo with a scissor and play music that can only be described as the retarded child of modern-day rock.
If you're looking for an awful band just like All Time Low , try these :
The Academy Is.
A Day To Remember.
A comedian who loves jell-o pudding. His distinctive way of talking is caused by an excess of jell-o pudding in his mouth at all times. He also wears a very sexy sweater, and makes everyone call him Mr.Cosby to boost his ego because his jokes are painfully bad.
"Why is that man talking that way?" "It's Bill Cosby, he always has his jowls full of jell-o pudding."
"Where did he get that sweater. It's so 1982!" "From Bill Cosby's yard sale."
The shiver that travels up your spine when you have to take a huge dump. It makes your shoulders jerk and your voice will most likely crack if you are speaking. The weird thing is no one ever seems to notice.
So I was wal-KI-ni-ng..." "Aha." "Just got the shit chills. Be right back.
Bill Cosby's pronunciation and spelling of "Earth Day". Even though he probably doesn't celebrate it, he has an opinion because he's fucking Bill Cosby.
" Irth Day is a very importin day. It's like birthday without tha b. Pick up your jell-o puddin'-pop sticks."