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Working hard for something, that usually shouldn't be that hard or is overcomplicated.
Guy1: I fucking hate biology class, I be working ass and cheek every damn day I'm there, and the teacher barely does her part. She didn't even read the questions.
Guy2: Yeah, I got 6 questions done when she told us that we should be finished, and I was working faster than most people.
The revealing of personal information online nonconsentualy.
Guy 1: bro, I just got doxxed.
guy 2: rip loser
A euphemism for having sexual relations with somebodies' mother. Comes from "Cranking nineties" a term used in the game Fortnite.
"Alright, see you tomorrow."
"Bye, I'll be cranking nineties on your mom all night."
A song by Yuno Miles that describes the course of action you should take if your barber cuts your hairline too far back
Steps listed in "Fight your barber":
Step 1: Hope that shit can grow back, cause if it don't your hairline stuck like that
Step 2: fight your barber
Step 3: Move away from the hood cause if you don't they're going to cook your ass
Step 4: Buy Doo Gro (and presumably use it)
If steps 1-4 do not work, proceed to the following:
Step 5: Cut it all off and go bald, in Yuno's words "Gotta rock the baldy like SoLLUMINATI"
if step 5 did not work, proceed:
Step 6: You gotta wear a wig now
This is a name that most likely does not exist
Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.
When your balls itch, but you're at school
1: Bro I having a scholar's dilemma rn
2: what?
1: My balls itch but I don't want to scratch them cause I'm at school
When you suck at geometry so much that you want to kill yourself when anything to do with right triangles exists
Guy 1: Ugh brooooo, this bull shit that Ms. Rodriuguez gave us is so hard, I just want to make a hypotenoose and hang myself.
Guy 2: Same.