Malen't

A person who is not male and is the opposite gender "female"

Why are you Malen't? being Male is superior

Lankey shlankey

Lankey shlankey is a more family friendly term to describe a massive fucking penis, it can be used while there is a small kid around who won't know what it means

person 1 - that's a lankey shlankey ya got there
persons 2 - why thank you
Kid - What?

I am racist

hey you said it not me

"i am racist" - you