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Kappa-variant is a special female who has a secret lover. Kappa-variant has been vaccinated against Covid-19, wears a mask frequently, and practices good overall hygiene. The secret lover knows if anyone has intentions of hurting Kappa-variant. Kappa-variant and her secret lover practice safe-sex and a peaceful forgiving way of life.
Kappa-variant innocently whispered “you are awesome” in her secret lovers ear while eating a kumquat.
When a couple is spleighed, they are totally tired after a full night of loving, where not only the sheets got torn, but also the mattress moved and the Sleigh Bed splayed open & broken.
I feel spleighed after that earthquake of a night with Trader Joe !
A person who likes sexually explicit, idiotic humour made out of citrus fruit.
At least you are more useful than a kumtwatwaffle.
Job working community of people who work to support their children.
He loved his daughter and was part of the jw community.
part of a female body stimulated when cockroaching. The clarinetcorn is similar to a penis only on a female. The clarinetcorn is located partly on the outer layer of skin and partly on the high inside of a vagina.
She wanted to whet her appetite for sex so she stimulated her clarinetcorn with an electric toothbrush in each hand working both outside and inside the female body.
Nuit Rose is when the PIMO goes to his lover’s home and gets spleighed because his wife & children are at her parents place for the night.
She met with Trader Joe for a Nuit Rose at her chalet.
The Genius kumtwatwaffle is hilarious and allergic to kumquats. Genius kumtwatwaffle is not as hilarious as Kumtwatwaffle. Genius kumtwatwaffle is more hilarious than Super-genius kumtwatwaffle.
Kappa Variant wanted a Genius kumtwatwaffle in one ear, and a kumquat in the other ear.