When you wave to someone but have your phone in hand and it's kinda awkward to the person who received the wave.
When she looked up from her phone, she saw me and gave me a phone wave so I picked up my phone and phone waved her back.
The word to describe the day after tomorrow
Today is Wednesday, so postmorrow is Friday!
A secret human name for ChatGPT. It can also be spelled "Chatham Gupta."
I don't feel like doing this homework assignment, so I'm going to have my buddy, CHATham GuPTa, help me out with it.
The act of holding a conference call using the Zoom app during the Coronavirus pandemic
Mom: Son, go outside, it's warm.
Son: I can't, Mom. I'm Zooming with my physics class
Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.
Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.
The time zone everyone on Earth is on due to the pandemic. All of time seems to be mushed and nobody can remember the day.
Two friends texting in late 2020:
Friend 1: "Omg I just thought it was Tuesday."
Friend 2: "It is Tuesday!"
Friend 1: "OMG haha wow. See I got confused cause I had two similar events today and yesterday."
Friend 2: "You must be stuck in Pandemic Standard Time"
A car bumper with nothing on it
Chevy Owner: Dude, spice up your Tesla with a Mars bumper sticker
Tesla Owner: Nah man, I like to have a bare bumper. Besides, I already have a "certified clean idle" sticker on it