Ugali arna

a word to describe the incomprehenable bullshit that arabs come out with

Arab 1 -flabababadababa
Arab 2- yididadadaba
me- UGALI ARNA!!!

Les Pretend

Definition A;
A character from the Beano comic who pretends to be something every issue and dresses up like it, beginning with a martian in his debut.

Definition B,
Pretentious lesbian, some bitter girl who got screwed around by some asshole so she decides that she hates all men and refuses to date another, so she announces thats shes moving onto dating girls, even though shes not actually a true lesbian.

Example A;
'That Les Pretend is such a copying bastard'
Example B;
'wah wah, I hate all men, I'm gonna go date girls now'
'pfft, yeah thats right, tar all men with the same brush, friggin Les Pretend'

cabbage

an old granny vagina, with flaps etc..

'wop it up a cabbage'

smuggle button

a term of endearment

'i love you very much my smuggle button'

pubolin

Using a little bow to play the violin with your public hair

Oh boo hoo, I'm playing the world's smallest pubolin

Half-night stand

Similiar to a one night stand,

Except being stopped halfway through and asked to leave

Man A- 'How did it go with that chick last night?'
Man B- 'Pah, it were horrible, I think my cock was too big and was hurting her, so she stopped halfway through and asked me to leave'
Man A- 'Thats weak dude, I thought she was into you too'
Man B- 'Yep, just a half-night stand for me'

doing a dan

meeting a girl on the internet from another country, getting really intimate and regarding her as your girlfriend,
and then going to visit only 2 be heartbroken

Craig 'I got a girlfriend now from the US on gaiaonline'
Phill 'oh right, you gonna meet her?'
Craig 'Nah, doubt it'
Phill 'Yea, your not doing a dan are you?'