Red

a color seen as follows:
-when someone farts aloud
-when someone pokes themself with pointy objects
-when someone jumps in a pile of rotten tomatoes
-when someone runs into a car

The boy ran into the wall and all was red.

green

Color seen when:
-someone is gonna puke
-u squish a normal bug
-u burn copper sulfate
-a tree is alive in summer
-someone has a lot of money

I stole a shitload of green.

brother

a MALE (whether naturally or by sex change) who is related to u because he has the same mother and the same father as u.
They can be jerks or pals, mine is a jerk

My brother is not as smart as me.