GOUNI

extremely cool and awesome

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slaraneg

when the genatalia is fused to the chin creating a (chin dick)

That man has slaraneg

Bucket Fanny

huge crack that few come out of alive

my mate tom's still stuck in my bucket fanny. hes been there for years.

The Gush

The experience of prolonged masturbation, usually resulting in death or severe disability.

"What happened to Andy, man?", "Oh, his girlfriend dumped him, and he developed The Gush".

bail

1. to leave
2. to bounce
3. to break
4. to be ups

let's bail, man

Lovers flu

Where two people who are married/dating are off from work "sick" at the same time. Most likely they are either not sick or have some sort of STD.

Admin office :
"Mr X & Mrs Y are off with flu today."

Office staff :
"Dude, X & Y are off with lovers flu! LOL Probably got genital fungus"

Gauge

A Pint of Beer or alcoholic beverage.

Dave says to John "You coming for a gauge mate?"