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When you pound a girl for 43235 hours and you cant bust a nut.... grab some silky muller vanilla yoghurt from the fridge, dash that shit all over her back and call it a day!
I got yogurt back girl!
When you’re on a diet and still want the girthy noms! GET YOU SOME CUTE-CUMBER!
I dont want Rangoon, get me some Cute-cumber!
Roonicorn aka ROO is the cutest little tabby cat in the WORLD! Snuggly, until he doesn’t get his fav nom noms... then he will eat a bitches ankles, like jerky!
Melly loves her little Roonicorn!