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An extremely happy person amidst a room of depressed people who tries to cheer everyone up.
"dude i'm depressed.." :(
"Come bake cookies with me then happy child!" :)
"ahh man, you're such a grunge sponge"
The belief that if you stay in a grotty caravan one year, you will get a luxury caravan the next. Unfortunately this isn't yet proved, and as a result this world has many unsatisfied holidaygoers.
"what a shithole this caravan is"
"thank God for caravan karma then my son"
1) The use of checkers pieces in a game of chess. Nobody wins because nobody knows what pieces can move where as they are all the same
2) The phrase used when a "king chesser" is unable to move without being caught.
"dude, can this piece move here?"
"chessers is so confusing"
"omg i did it, you're so chessered!"
A blaspheous word used in conjunction with a loud screech when scared.
"Holy barnicles, it's alive!"
The offspring of a whale and an elephant, usually born with birth defects.
The RSPCA were sent out to rescue a beached whelephant on the River Thames.
The average height for a human being.
Gaylorn was 1m 85cm tall. He is definately a dwarfed giant.
The name given to an eco-warrior who has earned the next rank.
Al Gore was always jealous of his brother; a chief eco-lieutenant.