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To become saturated with blogs to the point of being unable to function normally.
<boyfriend> What's wrong with you tonite, you look like you were hit by a Mac truck?
<girlfriend> Sorry, I spent a little too much time on the computer and I'm a little waterblogged right now.
A six string instrument that has been abondoned because the buyer either lost interest or quit because it was too hard to play.
I wish ol' Joe would sell me his quitar. It's been sitting in the closet for decades.
The fragrance or odor you get when you first open the case of a new guitar. Only happens with custom built guitars that are recieved within a few days of manufacturing.
<Employee 1> Take a look at my new Carvin CT4M!
<employee 2> Whoa! It's still got new guitar smell!
To vomit up an energy bar during strenuous physical activity.
I just did a powerbarf and the top of that hill. I think it was the peanut butter chocolate chip with vanilla icing!
A famous quote from the movie "The seventh sense." The plot of the movie revolves around a disturbed boy who tells his counselor, "I see dumb people... and they don't even know they're dumb." In the end, the counselor goes back to his home and finds that he is one of the dumb people the boy was speaking of.
I see dumb people... and they don't even know they're dumb!
Short for Jack in the Crack, another name for Jack in the Box, a fast food restaurant chain.
I went down to The Crack and had a feeding frenzy off the dollar menu.
Nonfunctional, external car accessories that appear to be performance modifications but actually diminish aerodynamics and add dead weight to the vehicle.
<poser> I've got fake dual exhaust with chrome tips, a dummy hood scoop, an artificial slant antenna and nonfunctional side vents. Anything else I can do to impress the women?
<tuner> Yeah, get rid of all those car warts and get a personality!