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Someone with a fear of being late.
He's such a phobotard he gets to work an hour early.
A collection of outdated audio components that are not good enough to employ and not bad enough to discard.
Man, your audiopile is to die for!
An uncontrolled contorting of the face of a guitar player making repeated, irreconilable, humiliating mistakes during a solo at a live performance.
That guy's solo was so bad he had the guitortion turned up to nine.
A really uncomfortable couch that easily converts to a really uncomfortable bed.
I see your little brother has a futon. Did he get that free with the purchase of his new Yugo?
The event that no matter how hard you work on a problem or how educated and tutored you are, you just can't get the right answer.
Did you figure out the square root of 1 yet?
No, I've had numlock all week.
To involuntarily put a spot on your underwear with your feces.
<Walmart customer in check out line> Can you speed it up, I'm about to bingo stamp my underwear?!
The accumulation of smashed Monarch butterflies on the front of any motorized vehicle. Monarchbutter is a seasonal product with a harvest occuring during the annual migration of Monarch butterflies in South Texas.
<Passenger> Man, I'm starving and I'm broke. Can you buy me something to eat at the next stop?
<Driver> I only have enough money for gas, but I have some bread and jelly in the back. Let's scrape a little monarchbutter off the car and make some sandwiches!