masterbate

how dumb people spell "masturbate"

i gotsta ta go masterbate rihgt no!

T5

take 5
give me one minute
be back in five minutes

T5 while i walk my dog

UI

Fat ugly cunts

lemming is skinny but ugly!

och aye

n. 1. what the irish say after they've downed their Nth glass and are keeling over. 2. what Frank McCourt's father Malachy used to say before lining the kids up to pledge allegance to Ireland

Och aye, laddie, fetch me another beer or else i'll lay the paddle to yor arse!

Ass

supernoun.

The buttocks.
The anus.
Sexual intercourse.


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Middle English ars, from Old English ears. See ors- in Indo-European Roots.

SWEET JEEZES that ass is fine.

Willika

The Coolest Cat on the earth, hes big and thats cool and he tells the best jokes like once he said I don't have a pencil but i do have Pencils! LMFAO, man that kids cool

I'd Give ANYTHING for Willika to sit at our lunch table today.

Pwnt

An incredibly stupid typo of "Ownt" which a bunch of nerds picked up and when asked why they responded with the first thing they could think of.

Nerd1: I PWNT YOU NUBE
Guy: STFU NERD, PWNT ISN'T EVEN A WORD
Nerd2:YEAH IT IS YOU NEWBER!!!11
Guy:THEN WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
Nerd2:UMMM UMMM
Nerd1:UMMMMMM.... POWER OWNT AHAHAHAH!!!oneonetilde!!!