infinite poop loop

The act of pressing together one's anus to another consenting party in order for one of the participants to cleanly insert stool into the rectum of the partner. The stool will then travel back out and be pushed out of from receivers anus into the giver's, creating an infinite poop loop.

Henry: Caillou, come shit inside me!
Narrator: Caillou was enjoying the infinite poop loop with his friend. He completely forgot about snack time.
Teacher: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
Henry: I said come sit beside me!

Cool As A Camel

When you are absolutely freaking out. Akin to when a camel lives in a hot dry climate, being as "cool as a camel" would apply to the direct opposite of how you're feeling.

e.g. In a panic.

With the exception of nighttime, where deserts are particularly cool, sometimes below zero.

Zoe: I'm Cool as a camel right now! Mio: It's not actually a phrase you know! (As seen in Split Fiction)
Should be noted this phrase is misconstrued by the popular term "Cool as A Cucumber"