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A less than adequate penis
A victim of smallcox disease
Well by the size of that subpenna your showing me you must be a attorney
That friend we all have that the more they drink the more they cry
Man i dont ever want to drink with him again he is such a boohooseri needed to keep a towel handy
The procedure made famous by kardashian sisters
Kim) hey chloe how did bruces assfixxiation procedure go
Chloe ) ok but now he looks more than ever like mom
The little cheezy balls of. dried semen stuck amongst your pubic hairs after sex or masturbating
Gf) you have been playing with yourself again , its only obvious with all that cockage cheez i see stuck to your pubic hairs and dried on your balls
The little brown shit spots left on the toilet during a case of diarrhea
Someone had the shits again at work,they left little splatterdabsall over the toilet
European style of smaller thinner condoms
If you want some sex tonight better pick up a box of. wienerhosen cause you arent bare backing me anymore ,and get the non lubed ones. , i enjoy the friction
Someone who only eats pussy and no other sexual act
Lady ) so how about sticking that huge tool in me baby
Man) sorry i cant im married and that makes me a strict vagen