Jizz Boy Syndrome

Jizz boy syndrome is a rare form of dementia, where delusions form before complete memory loss.

Delusions include but are not limited to:
An irrational fear of school boys sporting a school uniform, a misplaced confidence in the belief that feelings don't influence thought patterns, and not believing in the proper definitions of words.

As this disease progresses, memory loss can be seen in the following:
forgetting what they said moments earlier, and an inability to comprehend what they said once it is repeated back to them.

Nearer the end of this disease, the sufferer will become irate and start slurring hateful words at those trying to help, and also spamming/blocking relatives and loved ones.

Gary's Jizz Boy syndrome has progressed to end stage. I know this because he now "argues" like a vegan.

Joe King

Joe King is the name of a crappy vegan YouTuber that self triggers and likes to threaten people.

Joe came up with his channel name because "Joe King" is a play on the word "joking", and he thinks this is a really funny joke, so he doesn't shut up about it in his videos.
He talks about the name Joking almost as much as he talks about veganism.

Joe has not yet realised that veganism is merely a diet, and likes to promote some obscure version of it that involves a lifestyle where he grows beans in a shed and then gets locked out of said shed by his dad. Presumably because beans do not combine well with his IBS and he produces deadly farts that stink out the house.

Youtuber Joe actually thinks he's muscly and knows about nutrition? You must be Joe King!