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Clit Stroker (kuh.lit-stro.ker)
1. The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates, homologous with the clitoris. In mammals, it also serves as the male organ of urinary excretion.
2. Any of various copulatory organs in males of lower animals.
3. My wondrous man-tool. (see wombjabber)
When I get my clit stroker thrusting at just the right angle, she starts doing her impression of a Yellowstone geyser!
An Eastern European nobleman known for his supernatural scrogging abilities.
Sherry: Oh, my god! You know that guy, Count Scroggula? He flew into my window last night and we scrogged until sunup! I had so many gushing orgasms, I thought I was gonna shrivel up and die!
Melanie: Ooo! I know a horny woman who's sleeping with her window open tonight!
Someone who normally considers themselves heterosexual, yet when under the influence of distilled spirits (and sometimes boosted by cocaine) occasionally find themselves with a mouthful of cock.
"That Barney is always getting lucky with the ladies, but I heard that if you get him tatored enough, he turns into a vodka induced cockgobbler!"
A state of drunkenness rarely reached by a social drinker, where the Alcoholic in question feels that they have overshot the mark once again.
This state is usually followed by feelings of regret and remorse the next day (or whenever he comes to) as the formerly tatored individual realizes that they have once again nailed a fatty, sucked another man's wiener, or poked yet another farm animal!
"Oh my God, I did it again! I'm going to have to do some of those A&A classes if I keep getting this tatored!"
"Ugh, I'm NEVER getting that tatored again!"
Since the time of Cleopatra, semen has been known to have the age-defying qualities necessary to keep a woman's skin soft and supple. It works best when applied to the face while still a steaming 98.6℉, thus the best application is by way of the money shot.
It is a well known historical fact that Cleopatra would bathe in tubs filled with the spoatie,or man chowder of her male slaves. It was this natural facial cream that was the secret to her radiant beauty. If your woman is protesting the money shot, let her in on this well kept beauty secret and she will be forever grateful!
Irregardless is an illegitimate word, you shitstains! Putting the prefix Ir before the word regardless effectively makes it a double negative; thus the meaning of the word becomes: "without without regard." so instead of the intended meaning, which is without regard, it becomes just the opposite: with regard to!
Irregardless is a non-word that many a tool mistakenly believe to be correct usage in formal style, when in fact it is used chiefly in nonstandard speech or uneducated writing. Coined in the United States in the early 20th century, it has met with a blizzard of condemnation for being an improper yoking of irrespective and regardless and for the logical absurdity of combining the negative ir- prefix and -less suffix in a single term. Although one might reasonably argue that it is no different from words with redundant affixes like debone and unravel, it has been considered a blunder for decades and will probably continue to be so.
"That stupid toolshed of a bartender is always using the non-word irregardless, thinking that he is impressing the ladies with his intelligence! Personally, I think he should just stick to the steroids and shut his pie hole."
A bumbling idiot. The most idiotic person you'll ever encounter.
George W. Bush is the biggest Dorknuffa on the planet!