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Juggalo

A white cracker fuckface who is a total insult to white people, they put on clown makeup to hide the fact that they are homosexuals and threaten to kill people with hatchets if they aren't "down for some ass sex with the clown". They should NOT under any circumstances be taken as a threat because their insults couldn't even intimidate a 5 year old, and if I was to see a bunch of clown fags running after me I would die laughing.

I hate the ICP, they are a lame band if I dare call them a band.

Juggalo Scum: HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE BEST BAND EVER!!!! WHOO WHOO JUGGALO4LIFE!!!!

I grab the Juggalo by the throat and beat the holy fuck out of them.

by Mr. Zimpy July 15, 2010


Hockey

A sport that requires people to hit a small disc or Puck around with sticks while the players are on ice. The game was invented by Canadians and they tend to call it the best sport ever and anything american is terrible. But I'm American and actually like Hockey just as much as I like Baseball, so I'm a true fan because I like sports and not bitch about which sport is better or not. Sadly ESPN or any other sports channel doesn't want to show the damn game because they don't like it as much as Handegg, which is really a stupid sport.

Hockey is pretty fun to watch.

by Mr. Zimpy June 15, 2010


Trash Metal

What morons call Thrash Metal

Thrash Metal= Slayer

Trash Metal= Linkin Park

by Mr. Zimpy January 03, 2010


Republican

A right wing, rich, upper class, yuppie, holyer-than-thou, coke snorting, anarchy type political party who are so conservative they don't want to change anything. They are against anything that is not approved by God, and are always claiming that the democrats are evil.

Person: I'm a Republican.

Person2: I hate you.

by Mr. Zimpy November 22, 2009


Disney Channel

An evil multibillion dollar corporation that used to be awesome but sold its soul to the devil and now makes terrible tv shows and movies. Only watched by fags and 12 year old girls, they make movies that suck so bad, and are always about a 16 year old whore who wants to be prom queen or high school musicals. I pray for the destruction of this channel, its killing mankind.

Walt Disney would be so embarrased to see the Disney Channel.

by Mr. Zimpy December 20, 2009


Naked Brothers Band

A group of 10 year old demons who were unleashed on humanity to create music so fucking bad it will make your ears bleed and brain rot. They also have a show on nickelodeon, it is hands down the worst show ever to appear on television.

The Naked Brothers Band was created in the 7th layer of hell.

by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009


MIDLF

Mother I Don't Like to Fuck. A mother who is so ugly you don't want to place your penis anywhere near her. The opposite of a MILF.

Person: I hear our friend's mom is a MILF!

Person2: really? oh, wait thats not a MILF, thats a MIDLF.

by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009