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How stupid people spell the word genius
Tom: Michael, you are a fucking idiot
Michael: No, I'm a genious, you retard
Tom: It's spelt G-E-N-I-U-S...SO WHO'S THE RETARD NOW
Michael: whatever, I'm still a genious
Tom: If by Genious, you mean retard, than you would be correct
Michael: Your retarted
Tom: you can't even spell retarded right, you moron. And it's You're, not Your. Your is possessive.
The best and most intelligent people on earth
I am an agnostic because I don't think you can prove or disprove the existance of a supreme being.
A sick freak that is the worst kind of person in the world next to a child molester. Contrary to belief, rape isn't about sex, but about a feeling of control and power over someone (most often a woman) Rapists fall in between child molester (the worst) and terrorist (the third worst) in the top ten SCUMBAGS list
Earl: Hey, Scott, did you hear about Douglas
Scott: No, what about him?
Earl: He was arrested for rape, and plead guilty
Scott: Rapists are worse than terrorists
Earl: Yup, indeed they are.
A professional wrestler who relies mostly or entirely on high spots to wow the fans, but rarely has any technical ability. There is a difference between a high flyer and a spot monkey. High fliers generally have technical skills and/or brawling skills to back up their high flying moves, while spot monkeys generally are just acrobats with little to no actual wrestling talent.
Dale: Are you going to watch the Jack Evans match?
Scott: He's a spot monkey, but I'll still watch it since he has a good opponent that can carry him and make him look good
An all female professional wrestling company in the US. Owned by ROH Commentator Dave Prazak, and is a sister company of ROH. Does women wrestling better than WWE and TNA. There is not very many women in SHIMMER that can't wrestle, whereas in the WWE, you have mostly bikini models with no formal wrestling training whatsoever, and never had to work the indies to get contracts, and only got contracts based on their looks, with the exception of a few like Nattie Neidhart, and Beth Phoenix.
Steve: You going to watch the WWE women's match tonight, it's Maria vs. Eve Torres.
Scott: I rather have sex with your obese mom than watch two women who have NO TALENT wrestle. I'm going to watch real women wrestlers like Sara Del Ray and Cheerleader Melissa on SHIMMER Women's Athletes.
Originally a term to describe a man who loves watching his wife fuck other another man, or multiple men at the same time, while he just watches and masturbates. Nowadays it's basically a term for a pussy who let's women walk all over him..aka a DOORMAT
Jim: Last week my wife wouldn't let be drink a beer. I only wanted a single pint
Biff: Dave, you're such a cuck. Stand up for yourself for fuck sake
One of the most overrated peices of crap wrestlers in the history of professional wrestling. Wrote one of the lamest wrestling autobiographies of all time, where he brags about cheating on his wife while she was fighting cancer. A real class act. He even wrote that he had no respect for the business and was only in it for the money. If you don't respect the business that made you, get the fuck out.
He also can't go through a single match without getting injured, botching (fucking up) a move, or both.
BOTCHtista is one of the reasons why WWE sucks today, and is also a reminder that the WWE has not created any new LONGTERM main eventers since 2005.
The guy has his head so far up Triple H's ass, that if he rammed it up there any further, he would see what "The Game" eats for breakfast every morning.
Jim: How did you like the Batista match last night?
Scott: Not at all, I don't like the roided up move botching injury prone douchebag roid monkey
Jim: yeah, anyone who cheers for a man who does not even respect the wrestling business, is not a real wrestling fan to begin with.
Scott: Yes, just a dumb mark sheep
Jim: As much as John Cena sucks, at least he respects the business and the fans.