Chocolate mushrooms. Instantly more awesome when it's realized that there are mushrooms in Super Mario Bros. And anyway, who doesn't love chocolate?
Chocoshrooms are quite possibly my favorite shape for chocolate.
The history teacher who is similar to Terminator.
Person 1: Hey, what class do you have next?
Person 2: Oh, I have history.
Person 1: Do you have Gwudzinator?
Person 2: Yeah! He's amazing!
One of the special effects that can be added in Halo 4, so when the player shoots a headshot, the enemy bursts with confetti.
Person 1: Boom, headshot!
Person 2: CONFETTI!!!
When something is exportant, it give the significance to something else.
Important items bring the significance to themselves, as an import is brought to the country. Exportant items are like exports; they are given elsewhere.
Band class in middle school is not important at all, but it is exportant, however. It shows how significant the high school band is.
A high school dance which tends to be postponed every year due to snow storms.
Student 1: Man, I'm so excited for the dance this weekend!
Student 2: Don't get too excited. This is winter ball, I doubt it'll actually be this weekend.
A phrase used as an excuse to not say anything. Typically used to politely not talk to "friends" you actually don't want to be friends with.
Person 1: Why don't you ever talk to me anymore? Do you not want to be my friend?
Person 2: Sorry, I've been at a loss of words lately.
Referring to the game Portal, cake is an amazing food that gamers are often denied. In Portal, the player was promised to have cake at the end, but was not actually given cake when the game was over. Therefore, whenever someone actually does get cake in real life, it must be celebrated.
Person 1: So guess what I had yesterday?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: CAKE!!!
Person 2: Whoa, and it wasn't a lie?
Person 1: Nope, it certainly was not!