Tactical pink

A color choice for a gun in Medal of Honor. Anything that is tactical pink is instantly more awesome.

Cashier: So, why have you decided to buy this phone case? It's pink, are you getting it for your daughter?
Man: Nope, it's tactical pink so I got it because of that.

omjizzle

An intense way of saying OMG, or oh my God, in a more old-school way. Pronounced "oh em jizzle".

Omjizzle! Green Day is having a concert next month!

Confuzzled

Another way to say confused, but much more awesome sounding. It can be said when you can't find any sense in something, or when you don't understand.

Teacher: Okay, so what's the answer to this problem? The equation is ax^2+bx+c divided by 2a.

Student: ... I be confuzzled.

Daddy? Daddy? Boom boom pao?

Taken from Black Eyed Peas, and made into an amazing saying, this can be used for cometic relief and in an awkward situation.

Person 1: Dude, did you sleep with that girl last night?

Person 2: . . . !

Person 3: Daddy? Daddy? Boom boom pao?

Person 1, 2, & 3: *Laughs hysterically*