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Crotch Tonsils

The inside of a loose vagina. Specifically the clitoris and labia.

That bitch was nasty, she had herself a gross pair of crotch tonsils.

by Nerdboy1982! October 24, 2019


Toto

A gay sex position where a guy does a line of meth off another guy’s dick and takes a shit in his mouth.

Bobby has this amazing way of doing a Toto on me when we watch Queer as Folk

by Nerdboy1982! October 13, 2019


Junk Stuffers

Briefs

Good old John needed a giant pair of junk stuffers to wear because he was hung like a horse

by Nerdboy1982! May 21, 2020


Pucker

An anus that hasn’t been widened by anal sex. A tight virgin butthole.

“I was walking down the street and I saw Dirk. I heard he has a tight pucker.”

by Nerdboy1982! July 29, 2019


Woodsman Disorder

A psychiatric Illness in which people have a sexual attraction to firewood, logs, 2 by 4’a and trees. A system of Woodsman disorder is the tendency of a individual to masturbate on wood piles or insert peices of wood in their anus or vaginal cavity.

“We knew something was wrong when Dirk started masturbating on the wood pile, shoving sticks in his ass and getting naked and dry humping trees. The doctor said he had “Woodsman Disorder.”

by Nerdboy1982! January 07, 2020


Dish rag.

A ho that’s used like a ‘dishrag’ by men in the neighborhood. Meaning she is a whore.

Yo man that ho is a damn dish rag.
She been doing everyone in the hood!

by Nerdboy1982! August 01, 2019


Shmutza

A shmutza is a Hasidic Jewish male prostitute.

Harry was a good shmutza.. he could always make the men’s asses in Tel Aviv quiver with passion.

by Nerdboy1982! October 23, 2019