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a lioness is a woman of the 75 plus age range that has sex with guys in the 20's
"I am a lioness young man. Pull down my depends and make me roar like the Sahara and get my juices flowing again!"
A loose anus. Comes from the sound “sloop!”that a loose anus makes during sex. Compare to-“Pucker”.
From Old English Shlloop meaning a silly donkey with a loose butthole.
“Tom had been to prison so he had a real sloop.”
A Greco Roman handshake occurs when a man fucks another man in the ass in lieu of shaking hands. It comes from the liberal homosexual practice of anal coitus monintus or greeting by buttfuck common in Ancient Greece and elsewhere in the Mediterranean.
“Plato good to see you by gods, will you please come out of your cave and let me give you a Greco Roman handshake! Bend over my good boy!”
A small turban shaped wort has on a large penis.
“Man I was in the John and this old man had a massive Turkish handle!!”
“Gross!!!”
“Man I haven’t worked out in a while, I have a pair of gross tots!”
An Amish handshake is when a man takes his fist and shoves it in another man’ s ass.
The term Amish handshake comes from the sound that the fisted ass makes similar to butter being churned in an Amish Community.
“Boy you look like you need a good first firm Amish handshake... you need that asshole loosened up a little son!”
When 3 or more gay men have a circle jerk.
Comes from the habit elephants have of holding each others trunks.
“Hey Dave, Bruce and John are coming over! We are finally going to have an elephant party tonight! Yay!