Coolest kid

Coolest kid could be anyone.
You wouldn’t know who.

LAME Kid1: Hey, who’s the coolest kid around here?
LAME Kid2: Only the one and only Coolkid89!
LAME Kid3: WOW! Their name even sounds cool!

Pastle

pastle meaning “a cup of worms”

Kid 1: Hey what’s that?
Kid 2: Oh this is just Pastle
Kid 1: Oh that’s really cool!