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The penis that never grows up.
Bob feels very sad that he has a Peter Pan penis. It won’t grow up!
Screw 69, have you heard of 39? This number resembles anal sex.
You know how I lost my virginity last night? I did 39 with my girlfriend, and now she’s my wife!
The Donut Toss Game is a game where 3 men lie down and a woman has to throw a donut on to one of their erect penises. If the woman gets it on the first try, she gets to have sex with the person whose dick had the donut on. If she doesn’t win the first try, she has to try again until she gets it. However, she must eat the donut off the man’s dick if she didn’t get it the first try.
Josh: Hey wanna play the Donut Toss Game?
Jessica: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
The word that defines America, according to President Joe Biden. It’s the new supercalifragilisticexpialidocious of America.
America’s a nation that can be defined in a single word. Awdsmfafoothimaaafootafootwhscuseme. -President Joe Biden
When a couple are dating at the movies, and the man buys an extra large popcorn, with optional extra butter. At some point during the film, the guy cuts open a hole through the bottom, and sticks his erect penis in. While the lady gets some popcorn, she will be left with a sweet surprise.
Yo did you see the guy doing the popcorn trick in the back of the theater?
The best high school graduating class. They deserve a medal since they had to cut a chunk out of their senior year because of the coronavirus. God bless the class of 2020. Sincerely, the class of 2021.
William: Man I feel so bad the the class of 2020. They got their year ruined thanks to this fucking virus.
Matthew: Lets not forget to blame China too because that is where the damn thing started. Glad we’re in the class of 2021. Let’s admit, the seniors are better than us. God bless the class of 2020.
The best size on ANYTHING. Bigger is better.
Extra Large is the best size imaginable. Bigger is better. If you have extra large clothing, you’re going to get a lot of attraction.