Chris

He is such a fucking simp

I saw him lay down on a puddle so that some twitch thot would wouldn’t step on it he’s a fat ass hole that no one likes he is the biggest simp and he hi chris

fun sponge

a person who is not cool and does not like to have fun

Nick is not a fun sponge even tho people think he is a duche, he is the coolest person around.

Nicholas

So fucking short

Dam Nicholas is fucking short let me get to level with you (crouches down) there we go much better