gangle

An oddly oblong kid whose limbs have minds of their own. Caution: Upsetting, Poking, or Feeding a gangle can have disastrous effects.

Here we see a prime example of a gangle in his natural habitat. Gangle, the other white meat. Gangle, it does a body good.

saunder

A orgasmic outburst over something so infinitesimal that it is laughable.

Dude, Rachel just saundered all over the place during geometry.