fungry

Fucking hungry, very hungry, really hungry, or extremely hungry.

"I'm fungry, nothing to eat in this crap house."

y2k

Short for "year 2000". Also known as the "Y2K scare" or "Y2K bug".

Since computers only counted the last two digits in a number (e.g. 1984 would be 84), they would reset 1/1/2000 to 1/1/1900. This lead to everyone thinking all of the computers would crash since the PC's wouldn't know what the date was and all the information would be lost forever.

People worried about their money, jobs, houses, loans, all that jazz. We all went berserk and thought we were gonna go back into "caveman times". However, it didn't happen.

Three minutes before New Year's Day 2000:

Person A: OH FUCK, IT'S Y2K! HIDE IN THE CLOSET!

Three minutes later...

Person A: It's 2000, now what?
Person B: I like yellow things.

you and what army

A phrase that responds to a threat by implying that the threat is a weak one.

Billy: Our team is going to slaughter your team.
Nick: Yeah? You and what army?

Super Shaggy Sandwich

A double triple-decker sardine and marshmallow fudge sandwich created by Shaggy Rogers in the Scooby Doo Where Are You episode, "Hassle in the Castle".

The ingredients:
-Loaf bread

-Ham
-Ketchup
-Mustard
-Cheese
-Lettuce
-Sardine
-Marshmallows
-Fudge
-Decorated with an olive

A possible reference that Scooby and Shaggy are pot-heads.

Guy A: What'd you eat back there?
Guy B: A Super Shaggy Sandwich - a double triple-decker sardine and marshmallow fudge sandwich.
Guy A: Damn, you got some serious munchies!

courtesy flush

A flush you perform in the middle of taking a shit so that the bathroom doesn't smell as bad for the next person who walks in, and also so you're less likely to clog the toilet while wiping.

Look if you're gonna take a shit in this house, at least do a courtesy flush

incognito mode

A feature in Google Chrome that allows you to privately browse the Internet. It does not record the websites you've visited, cookies, etc, making it good for watching porn.

Clay: "Joe has been away for half an hour now."
Ivan: "Oh, he's using incognito mode so he can jack off."

Graphics Nazi

A gamer who judges a video game by its graphics.

Graphics Nazi: zomg d00d gta 3s grafics is sho sitty!!1 dun play it!!!
Guy: Shut up you doofus. Did you really expect HD graphics back in 2001?
-Graphics Nazi leaves the chatroom-
Guy: Well that escalated quickly.