Sunday night

The period of time where most people start on their homework.

*Friday evening*
Person: "I'll start on this science project in a couple of minutes."

*Sunday night*
Person: "This time, I'll start up on my project. Let me just check the time... oh, 10:24 PM."

kpop

1) A mental disability that mostly affects teenagers and adults.
2) Synonym for cringe.

"He will have to wear a helmet whenever he's in the bus; he has kpop."

"Dude, you play Fortnite? That's so kpop."

come meet my cat

To have sex with a female's pussy/vagina.

"Come upstairs so you can come meet my cat! ...If you know what I mean."

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot

When you wish for someone to be in pure agony.

Guy A: "Rot in the fiery depths of Hell and burn into a crisp!"
Guy B: "I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot."
Guy A: "You faggot. Don't talk to me ever again."

be like

Ghetto slang for "is like."

Studying for college be like...
(plays a clip of the Noodle Dance from PB&J Otter)

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

The fear of long words.

Doctor: Gilbert, sorry to announce this but you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.

Gilbert: EEEEEK! Don't say that!

g4u

A sarcastic way of congratulating someone.

Joe: I got an A+ in math. :D
Bob: g4u