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someone who is being natural to their roots and not giving into what society says is right!!!
Woooo
You don't need to shower everyday to smell good. just spray a little lavender and jump out the door
Dirt Hippy styllliliiingggs :)
Phil is a dirty hippy, he has dreadlocks and talks about peace a lot.
LOOK now he's listening to bob dylan again..
...Also I think the smell of rotting is coming from his hair..
But whatever man he's cool because he embraces his dirtiness!
Widely regarded as the scum of the universe, chavers maily live in the Noth-East Of England in such cities as Newcastle. I live near there, and you cant walk down the street wearing anything black without hearing 'Oi Gof git ova ere now so wes can kik ya teef in ow, ya fookan cont ow'. Chavers move around in packs, cos they are really soft as shite. They listen to new monkey and smoke everything from cannabis to oregano (yes they're that poor).
Charv: Ow man giz a tab ow
Goth: Fuck off
Charv: Oi man ya fookan cont (pulls out kitchen knife), giz all ya moneyz or ill knife yas
Goth: (Pulls out sawn-off shotgun and blows charvs head off)
Passers By: Yeh! Kill the Charvs, Kill The Charvs
Mayor Of Newcastle: I hereby give this brave goth 1 million pounds and a free holiday to the bahamas for killing that disgusting charv
a terrable desease than can only be caught when you are born with your legs behind your head
u r born normal but as u grow older your private parts go mouldy and eventually fall off
an exclaimation shouted during sex with a ho. usually shouted before orgasm
"oh yes. suck my nuts. i'm almost there. yes. hooooooo-oooooooooohh!!!! (cums)"
fo shizzle my nizzle:
Thought to mean "For Sure my African-American Brother"
but really means:
Oh. She's Ill? My niece ill?
(a line spoken by Walter Jessop in the play "All for One" by German Playright Hienrich Schmidt, when translated into english it sounds like fo' shizzle my nizzle when spoken fast.)
Mispronounciation: fo shizzle my nizzle
Guy 1: britney spears is teh assbomb!
Guy 2: dude, that was like 7 years ago
Guy 1: i'm lonely, aren't i?
to have an orgasim and your penis shoots a large load of semen
that was the best dick poo i have ever felt