Indode

A replacement for indeed, originating from an MSN conversation.

Person 1: Are you staying home tonight?
Person 2: Indode I am!

Emo kid

A little emotional pussy that sits there all fucking morose for no reason other than it is the IN thing to do, It's now cool to be a pathitc little fuck

A lot of the little pussies you see these days.

fuckery

When something bad or irritating has happened to you, by a mistake of yourself or some other incompetent fool.

*Knocks over paint on to new carpet/cat*
"Ah Fuckery"

*Knocks over a coat rack in a shop"
"Fucking, Fuckery"

dissendium

1) A place where haddocks are a common hazard.

2) A place inhabited by insane, but charming, people.

"I thought my life was rubbish, until I found Dissendium."

jam bands

Relatively crude all-encompassing term for a group of bands who are musically quite disparate. Current jam band successes include such unique groups as Phish (closer to being straight rock than anything), String Cheese Incident (electric-grass or "acid grass"), Yonder Mountain String Band (more traditional bluegrass), Umphrey's McGee (prog-rock and jazz influences), Widespread Panic (Southern-ish rock), Blues Traveler (blues and power rock), Medeski Martin and Wood (jazz), etc. The originators of the phenomenon were the Grateful Dead, and Dead successors such as the Other Ones, Ratdog, and Phil Lesh & Friends carry the mantle of the Dead legacy today. The term "jam band" is of course rooted in the fact that all of these bands "jam," or improvise for long periods of time during their shows. Other characteristics of "jam band" status include dedicated traveling fan bases, close rapport with such fans, long sets at shows, etc.

Ramen Noodles

Good ass noodles that mostly black people eat when theres nothing else in the house to eat.

Also last resort

"There was nothin in the house last night, so i ate some oodles n noodles

Rampton

Comes from the secure mental hospital located in the UK.
Used as a derogatory term to describe an idiot or someone who has just done somthing stupid

Shit, I just spilt coffee all over my computer!

Man you are such a rampton