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klop

Used just like the word crap in refering to bowel movements.

"Man do I have to drop a klop."

by Phil February 04, 2004


egg white

when someone says something funny or smart then its an egg white oppisite of yolk.

"e=mc2"....yo nigga you just made a fact that shit some egg white!

by phil April 08, 2005


Jilf

Japanese I'd Like To Fuck

jilf jilf jilf jilf!!!

by phil April 20, 2005


xenosaga

a video game for the playstation 2. developed by the vatican and published by namco. it is notorious for it's horribly slow gameplay and storyline. you play 2 hours worth of battles (had there been no battles, 3 minutes of game map) and watch extremely boring and long cutscenes about how if you don't believe in the christian god you are something called the gnosis, followed by extremely blatant references to religion.

it's a surprise the pope approved this game since all the angels are gay and everyone knows gay people are sinners

by Phil January 12, 2005


candyass

Kickass album by the band Orgy.

Orgy's candyass rules. It has the song 'stitches' on it.

by Phil January 24, 2005


har...

when something just isnt funny...when its plain fucking lame..

"hahahaha what dumbasses they spelled burger king 'buger kin'"

"har dude...har"

by phil April 25, 2005


mouse arrest

Mouse arrest begins when your cordless mouse batteries die and ends when you get off your fat ass and get more batteries.

I was about to frag that n00b from behind all sneak-attack style but then I entered mouse arrest.

by Phil August 29, 2007