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When a drunk driver decides to drive down a street that has cars parked on both sides of it and use them as bumpers. Term was originally derived from the 1982 video game.
Some douche got drunk at the bar down the street and had a little Bump 'n' Jump action on my car... it's banged up!
When a woman's torso is too long and her legs are too short, essentially the inverse of what's hot.
Johnny Drama didn't want to give a girl a ticket to the premiere of Aquaman because she was top tall.
a rube, street dweller, guttersnipe.
Ross is such a cockslammer sometimes, he needs a fucking job.
A poorly managed restaurant that is understaffed or has poorly trained waitstaff, such that you get a menu and maybe some water, but they forget you exist after that.
OK, it's been 20 minutes since we got our menu... and no food. This place is a menus-and-water restaurant. Let's bail for some Taco Bell.
A state of being when a person is semi-awake, yet their eyes are closed with a smile on their face. Usually accompanied by the subject claiming they aren't sleeping. Likely a result of self-imposed unnecessary sleep deprivation.
Miguel decided he would rather sleep smile and complain about the TV being boring instead of retiring to his room and going to bed.
A person, place, or thing, that is run down, worn out, or not up to the standards of the person uttering the phrase.
Man, that car is bit up, it looks like it was in a drive-by from all the rust holes in the door.