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A tezbian is a transexual lesbian.
2 supposed lesbians up for some tezzy on tezzy action.
Once a man, former owner of a grand set of tezzies / tezzys (testicles) now a supposed female lesbian. Very attracted to other tezbians.
Tezzys are another name for your testicles
Oh baby, just feel these majestic tezzys
The purple headed microphone is another name for the penis.
A girl will sing down the purple headed microphone when engaging in car park karaoke. This is an outdoor blowjob.
Puppy fart syndrome is when a person is shocked or woken by their own fart.
I was enjoying a good meal with family and friends when I let out a small cough, but also let rip with a huge fart. This made me jump and quickly leave the room.
I was just drifting off to sleep when I let out a loud fart and woke up startled at the loud noise.
Puppy fart syndrome can happen to us all occasionally.
Car park karaoke is another term for an outdoor blowjob
We were in the nightclub and I managed to pull this chick. We went outside and she sung down the purple headed microphone in a spot of car park karaoke.
The 2 terms 'car park karaoke' and purple headed microphone' are usually used in conjuction with each other.
An anal assault means a good anal sex session
I gave him / her a fantastic anal assault last night
The day after a sunbed or heavy tanning session. The effects from a tangover leave the victim suffering burns and / or a very unflattering orange glow.
Oh dear, that girl looks like she has a bad tangover today.
The tangover is a very common problem here in Liverpool