39 and a Half Foot Pole

Something that I wouldn't touch The Grinch with.

I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole.

Tchaik

A true classical musician's shorthand for Tchaikovsky. See also: Shosty

Orch dork: Hey friend, are you coming to my orchestra concert today?
Friend: Depends, what are you playing?
Orch dork: We are playing Tchaik 5.
Friend: What's Tchaik 5?
Orch dork: Tchaikovsky Symphony no. 5 in E Minor, op. 64. It's 52 minutes long but it's a true banger.
Friend: Say less. I'll be there!!!

Happiness

Happiness is when you find out that a global pandemic did not, in fact, stop your graduation from happening, it just got pushed back a little bit to a time when hopefully said global pandemic will be all over, said, and done.

Happiness is when it's just a few weeks till your very NOT canceled graduation!!!! Take that, Miss Rona!!!!

Stupid People

People who refuse to wear a mask in public and think iT's AlL a HoAx, even though this has been dragging on for a whole YEAR at this point.

Stupid People: "I REFUSE TO WEAR A MASK!!!!!!!!!!!! I REFUSE TO GET THE VACCINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S ALL A HOAX AND A SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Person with brain cells: "Who do you think you are, Karen, the CDC?????? Wear a mask or leave :)"

Grinch

I wouldn't touch him with a thirty-nine and a half foot pole.

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.