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a quick and easy exit to a losing argument. this comeback is the last resort and used only out of desperation when there is absolutely no way one can win the battle, therefore the retort "hey fuck you!" not only insults the opposition, but it closes the argument and seals the win
Jim: you dumb piece of shit, are you really that fuckin' stupid or what? Kyle: hey fuck you!
a phrase coined by Homer Simpson where a situation doesn't typically favor one's way and they're either powerless or too lazy to do anything about it.
Marge: (checking mail) Hmm free sample of Lemon Time Homer: Ooh, give it here. (chuggs bottle) Marge: Homer that's dishwashing liquid! Homer: yeah, but what are you going to do?
when you get shorted a chicken mcnugget at a McDonald's and demand the manager an extra set of McNuggets or a free apple pie for your trouble only to deny your request and offer you a chocolatechip cookie instead. This is followed by going over the counter and bumrushing the grease faced teen, stuffing his head in the deep fryer and helping yourself to whatever food is available while fighting off employees with a mop an using frozen patties as shuriken throwing stars.
yeah dude, that's the last time they short my McNugget order I can tell you that much. You had to be there, I went on a McNugget Rampage
The act of sitting on a couch drinking a beer and having your left hand tucked inside your pants. Usually done while watching T.V. after dinner.
Frank Hey man, watchin' the game tonight? Jack damn straight. going home, eat me a nice home cooked meal... bang the Ol' lady and crack open a cold one Al Bundy Style
a game played by two idiots who can barely manage to run their own lives
(LARRY): Sup dude, I just bought the entire Lord of the Rings Trilogy. Wanna break out Risk and knock back a few beers? (STEVE): Nah man, im into this thing called World of Warcraft. dude you're living in the 60's man. what the hell's your problem, i mean Risk? seriously bro? grow up
suggesting somebody to search a word on urbandictionary.com to find the true definition. this is only used when the word is obvious or just too graphic to say out loud.
Brittany: last night, Michael texted me and said he was going to give me a Strawberry Shortcake. I told him that I couldn't wait because OMG i love strawberry shortcakes. yummy! Courtney: OMG!!! ROTFL! urbandict it you stupid Bitch
the old man's way of getting the wife off your back to avoid doing any upholstery shampoo cleaning
Roxy: Fred, fido pissed on the sofa again Fred: febreze it honey