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King Dong

When a bloke has a big long thick dick

My wife calls me King Dong

by Pizza'man April 20, 2021


Tilby

A person with a low IQ

My friend is such a tilby he caught the bus naked because he forgot to get dressed

by Pizza'man May 01, 2020


Smells like purple

Sometimes my wife smells like purple

Bloody hell babe close your legs it smells like purple

by Pizza'man April 20, 2021


4'em

When you can't be fucked saying for them

I couldn't be fucked buying gifts 4'em this Christmas

by Pizza'man April 25, 2020


Feel the guts

Most men like sex without a condom because you can feel all her guts

I don't using condoms because I can't feel the guts

by Pizza'man April 20, 2021


Let me see your triangles

When a woman spreads her ass cheeks and shows you her asshole

Hell yeah babe spread that ass and let me see your triangles

by Pizza'man May 02, 2020