My friend is such a tilby he caught the bus naked because he forgot to get dressed
Sometimes my wife smells like purple
Bloody hell babe close your legs it smells like purple
When you can't be fucked saying for them
I couldn't be fucked buying gifts 4'em this Christmas
Most men like sex without a condom because you can feel all her guts
I don't using condoms because I can't feel the guts
When a woman spreads her ass cheeks and shows you her asshole
Hell yeah babe spread that ass and let me see your triangles