Cyberpunk

My favourite franchise even though sadly people only think of 2077 when I mention it which genuinely piss's me off especially because I love 2077 (Although there is a lot of things I expect to be in it which wasn't. :() yet it makes people think the whole franchise is shit, let's just hope cdpr make on hell of a comeback soon.

Cool guy 1: Yo everplayed cyberpunk?

Random guy 2: That game sucks.

Cool guy 1: Have you played it?

Random guy 2: Nah cause it suck.

Cool guy 1: WELL THEN HOW THE FU-

Urban dictionary

The best site in the god damn world... As long as they keep accepting my definitions. UwU

Urban dictionary
Oh I live that site, as long as the thing I want to happen does happen.

Xnopyt

The word used to describe a string of letters followed by a gap.

Person 1: Hey look at this xnopyt!!

Person 2: Isn't every word a xnopyt?

Person 3: Well only if you except a word as a string of letters followed by a space, a xnopyt, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH (Disappears)

Person 2: What's up with that guy?¿

Person 1: What other guy?

Person 2: °-°

Person 1: OHHHHHHH, yeah I was watching a time Scott shit post sorry.

Person 2: OH THATS COMPLETE BULL SHI---

Person 1: shhhhhhh

My penis

Bigger than yours

Seriously my penis is hig, IT'S OVER AN INCH

Hyphen

Something I did to your mum

Random guy 2 "hey did you hyphen my mum?"

Awesome Chad 1 "oh yes I always hyphen your mum"

Random guy 2 "OH YOU SUN OF A BI-"

Penis

A delicious lolly you suck on until a creamy white creamy liquid cums out, kinda like a sherbet snack except if you bite you go to jail.

Random guy 1: may I suck your penis

Random guy 2: only if you don't stop.

Random guy 1: gladly. ;)

Weeny

A long, girthy, falic shaped thing everyone has between their legs.

1: STOP PLAYING WITH MY WEENY.
2: but I lost mine.
1: oh, well you'll be filled with pink stuff soon then.
2: Can't wait. ;)