grilling beards

Originally from the minds of Reeves and Motimer. To put something off. To procrastinate by perfoming arbitrary, non-important tasks.

We can't sit around here grilling beards all day.

Sorry I'm late dude, I've had to grill some pretty big beards.

I could get on with my work, or I could grill some beards. Beard grilling usually wins out.

chobber

An object or a person on the large side.

Did you see the size of that lass? She were proper chobber.

I had a chobber plate of chips last night.

Wooaah, chobber!

chowder

Indeterminable stain or remnants. Usually on clothing or face.

Dang, I've got some chowder on these fresh jeans.

Dude, you've got a bit of chower on your chin.

Where the hell did that chowder on my passenger seat come from?