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Trying to get some features that android already has. just get an android phone.
stupid american cunt: I had the shitPhone x pro max and it slowed down a lot after 3 years. I am considering jailbreaking
Dongkam Hardour Feelzuegud is the evil step-brother of Batu Khan Omaygot. Also known as "Shyd". Batu Khan didn't want him to bus with him and Kas Ambassing Omaygot, so he tried to send him a poisonous nut, though he forgot which is the poisonous and ended up dead.
Batu Khan: Dongkam... Dongkam Hardour Feelzuegud?!
Slang term for when a male partner ejacuates too quickly during oral sex.
Guy 1: *ejacuates*
Guy 2: Toot toot sonic warrior!
To throw your precious money away in a dumpster while not knowing that you will be awarded with something amazing tonight.
He did some sonic origins and got some sonic superstars last night.
A video of cartoon/chibi characters from the mobile dress-up games "Gacha life" and "Gacha Club" piss, shit and/or fart (usually wearing a shirt that has the exact same color of their skin) while making an orgasm face.
Gacha heat videos are my favourite thing to watch at night
The brand all-new innovative aluminium 4:3 aspect ratio tablet that will definently not be slowed down on purpose after about 3 years since purchase. Now with no sim card slot and a better vibration for your private needs. From Crapple.
Instead of donating money to charity, I'm going to buy the new iPiss Pro Max™ from Crappe and flex it because I can't do anything else with it but browse the web and play mobile games.
When you are about to cum but she goes faster with louder moans.
Guy1: See that hot chick over there? She gave me some sonic superstars last night.