atp

abbreviation for “at this point”

Mom: “Shane, you and your teacher have gone to far atp”
Shane: “nah mom, atp you should be happy we only see each other on Tuesdays and Fridays”

pooplet

small turd stuck in your butt hole and plops into toilet.

Damnit!!!there's a pooplet stuck in my asshole!!!!

Little Italy

Slang term for penis. Originated in the Northeast United States

Jake: “How was your day” *reaches for Little Italy*
Adam: “Woah, stay away from my Little Italy”

Copywildcat

When a school with a wildcat mascot copies something

Justin: “Did you see that Villanova copied our Swag???”
Antonio: “yeah, they’re such a Copywildcat”

Can we get groceries?

When someone asks to get groceries

Mom: “we’re out of food”
Tiago: “well can we get groceries?”