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The ring of shit around the head of ones dick after anal sex. As a ring around the finger is received after the completion of school. This ring around the head of the penis is received after anal sex.
i always keep some kind of tissue handy to wipe the class ring off my dick after Anal until I can wash it off .
When the bathroom is out of hand towels and you have to dry your hands with toilet paper. The toilet paper then becomes a turd towel.
With no hand towels left in the bathroom I was forced to use a turd towel to dry my hands and open the door with.
A Toilet paper roll in a bathroom stall that has been intentionally drenched with piss. Main reason for doing so is to make an unpleasant shitting experience for the next patron.
I hope no one has to take a shit in that stall tonight. All I left them to wipe with was the bathroom yellow pages.
Toilet paper dropped in the bowl before taking a shit so the water doesn't splash up on you.
No way was I going to get any water from that dirty toilet on me, I'm making a plop pillow!
A uncircumcised penis. Usually in reference to it becoming hard and foreskin peeled down. ( a human red rocket)
She wanted to have sex with him after they left the bar but he was to drunk for his switchblade to work.
Pube hairs on or around the vaginal region. These hairs tend to soak up as much or more piss than the tissue used to wipe with. The more dense and pronounced the greater the sponging capabilities.
Note: men can also experience this phenomenon around their genitalia.
I was going to go down on Suzy but the pungent odor of her piss sponge made me reconsider.
Originated from the south, a term used when you would like to have sex with a female.
A seemingly easy feat , when a male is interested in sticking their dick in a particular vagina, then you have accomplished this.
A clever way of saying I would fuck her.
Sarah is fine as hell, I would love to dick check her snatch!