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Placing a large amount of toilet paper in the bottom of toilet so the shit stays above water. Used by dirtbaggers to stink up a public bathroom or gross out the next person that comes in the stall.
Since the guy in the next stall won't courtesy flush. I'm going to fight back with a poop pillow. That should fume him out .
The act of pulling out just before ejaculation and shooting semen on the stomach of your partner. You must keep jacking off with your hand and leave at least 2 (trails) of semen. If the semen is just shot it one blob, sadly you have not accomplished this move.
She wouldn't let me cum inside her so I went zoro on the stomach.
When you win at something and then the loser gets mad.
Mostly used in reference when the assumed underdog hustles the hustler.
You have trump hustled if you are gambling and beat the house to the point of they won't let you play.
He thought I couldn't play ball untill I trump hustled him. Now he wants to fight.
One who has constant gas who's preferred method of expulsion is out loud.
I can't go to the club with him hes a horrible wing man. It's hard to pick up women with a poot blaster around!
semen left in the belly button after ejaculation on the stomach.
Of course I didn't use a condom. I left her on the bed with a towel and a fresh batch of naval jelly
The act of going underwater with the exception of your ass and letting out a loud fart. Preferably in the act of an in water dive so as to time it in a manner that you fart as soon as the ass breaches the water. The way a porpoise clears it's blowhole to breathe and reemerge .
When in a pool and you have to fart there is a tough decision to be made. Do you blow bubbles or share with the masses and porpoise poot.
When the head of your dick gets wet when sitting on a toilet and tucking it to take a shit.
I hate those toilet seats at the office, I have to go dick wading everytime I take a dump.