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When a person purposefully uses their teeth during fallatio to discourage being asked to repeat the act.
"Kimmy doesn't give very good head."
"Nah, man. She was just using the sawtooth approach on you."
The ultimate St. Patrick's day challenge. Fuck 3 different men at 3 different Irish bars on St. Patty's day.
"Hannah completed the Ole Clover Corridor."
"Don't tell Jeremy, he only got two out of three..."
The modern day RT. Hard nipples due to a variety of causes: low temperature, sexual arousal, been purple nerped recently, etc.
"Damn, it's so cold in here I'm sporting some spicy nipples."
The redhead version of a landing strip.
Did you see her trailblazer? I'd follow that guide until I needed a spelunker to continue into her deep, dark cave.
When an IT professional has sex with someone more than twice their age while performing their official duties.
"Yeah, Todd helped old lady Thatcher on the seventh floor with her new login and gave her the dusty router right in her office!"
"Door open?"
"You know it."
A vehicle containing an ex-significant other and at least two of their friends yelling obscenities at you from open windows.
"Melissa just rolled up in a Badger Wagon while I was having lunch with my boss. After what they said, I don't think I'm getting that promotion."